Snow+Firebird=Bad Situation

I drive a 1997 Pontiac Firebird. It is in good condition and everything, but most people know that these cars are horrible on snow. Firebirds are low to the ground and have rear wheel drive and fat back tires. This combination makes it hard for me to get around on snow and ice. After our big snow storm this past week, Andrew and I had to dig out my car from its parking spot. It took a good half hour just to get out of the parking lot. People all around were just staring at us. Some jerk even took my parking spot as soon as I got it dug out. Oh well, I guess it was fair game. After finishing some errands, we returned back to the parking lot where we faced the obstacle of getting into a parking spot instead of getting out. Both were equally difficult and I would like to make the point that i couldn't have done it without Andrew. Luckily no people were around so Andrew was able to use his superpowers to help me out. Yes, thats right, Andrew is the famed superhero, Goliath. With his superstrength he was able to pick up my car and put it in a parking spot. By telling you this I have ruined Andrew's secret identity, but he thought it would be funny to write distasteful things on my car for all to see, so he had it coming. : )